Fortune cookie says- bad dinner ahead

so... As a bit of a treat and because we were feeling lazy, we ordered from a nearby Chinese food place. It was a little pricey but hey, if it was good, it was going to be worth it, right?

Egg rolls. Greasy, mushy and flavorless.
Teriyaki chicken fried rice. Same. Addition of soy sauce did not help.
Bluemans happy family was good, he thought.
Two extra bags were put into our order. Blueman thought it might have been his crab Rangoon thingies that he likes, but he remembered deleting them from his order.
Turns out it was this:

Total of 24 fortune cookies came with our meal for two.

Had it been chocolate chip cookies, I might have changed my mind from ordering from there again.

Not even two dozen fortune cookies could make this a passable meal!